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Random Jokes!
05-06-2012, 11:36 PM
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I noticed the jokes forum was empty, so I thought it would be a good place for a first post. So enjoy some random jokes!

1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.


2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.


5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.


6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.


8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.


9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"



11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?


12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.


14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.


18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.


19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.
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05-06-2012, 11:42 PM
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Ha, funny. BTW I posted a joke.
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05-06-2012, 11:44 PM (This post was last modified: 05-06-2012 11:46 PM by LunaJourney248.)
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(05-06-2012 11:42 PM)townsbg Wrote:  Ha, funny. BTW I posted a joke.


I have more!

A man walks into a bar... ouch

A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
-What did the ghost say to the wall?
Hey just passing through.

-Why was the scientists head all wet?
caz, he had a brain storm.

-What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

-Where does a one legged man work?
IHOP.

-Why do you go to bed?
because the bed won't come to you.

-what did one fish say to the other?
If you keep your mouth closed you will not get caught.
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11-08-2012, 12:19 AM
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:lol

that was so funny! Big Grin
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04-12-2013, 01:19 PM
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Teacher : If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
Lolxx funny thread.....I like it..

How many do u have left?

Little Johnny: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Little Johnny : 10 and a dead body.
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06-25-2014, 03:47 AM
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So much fun here, keep it going!
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